DEPI Staffing - Full Service Healthcare Staffing Agency

DEPI Staffing, a healthcare recruiting agency, is following yesterdays blog by sharing additional meanings of performance review terms.

Express Themselves Well: Speaks English.

Conscientious: Scared.

Meticulous Attention to Detail: A nit picker.

Has Leadership Qualities: Is tall or has a loud voice.

Exceptional Good Judgement: Lucky.

Keen Sense of Humor: Knows a lot of dirty jokes.

Strong Principles: Stubborn.

Career Minded: Back stabber.

Coming Along Well: About to be let go.

Of Great Value to the Organization: Gets to work on time.

Relaxed Attitude: Sleeps at desk.

Experienced Problem Solver: Screws up often.

Work is First Priority: Too ugly to get a date.

Independent Worker: Nobody knows what he/she does all day.

Forward Thinking: Procrastinator.

Great Presentation Skills: Able to BS well.

Good Communication Skills: Spends lots of time on the phone.

Loyal: Can't get a job anywhere else.