Posted by: Gerrit Salinas in Latest News on Feb 16, 2010
For fun today DEPI Staffing, a healthcare recruiting agency, is sharing the real meaning of performance review terms.
Average Employee: Not too bright.
Exceptionally Well Qualified: Made no major blunders - yet.
Active Socially: Drinks a lot.
Family is Active Socially: Spouse drinks, too.
Character Above Reproach: Still one step ahead of the cops.
Zealous Attitude: Opinionated.
Quick Thinking: Offers plausible excuses for mistakes.
Careful Thinker: Won't make a decision.
Takes Pride in Work: Conceited.
Plans for Advancement: Buys drinks for all the boys in the office at happy hour.
Forceful: Argumentative.
Aggressive: Obnoxious.
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs: Gets someone else to do it.
A Keen Analyst: Thoroughly confused.
Stayed tuned tomorrow for the second half of our performance review terms list.